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    farida
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    I'll be so very surprised. But when one person makes ~10 accounts using the exact same writing styles and techniques, things get a little suspicious. Apologies if I'm wrong & for hijacking the thread. The proof is in the pudding (ahem).

    Salaam OPF
    Apology accepted and all in the past now.
    Good to see you on line I was worried you may be suffering from indigestion -[
    I am also trying to make sense out of nonsense-- Surely we don'twant a shoe eater sect here?
    The other day I was watching a comedy stand up by an Iranian his name is I think Djalil and he was saying that everyone thinks Muslims don?t have a sense of humour well they will if they read this thread.
    keep smiling and make the most of our gift of laughter yay
    Best regards
    Farida

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      unknownuser
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      Peace OPF

      Time to start searching for shoe recipes. I happen to know first hand that Farida is indeed a true female and not some Leoxys. Bon Appetit

      How do you know "first hand"?

      Salaam OPF
      Apology accepted and all in the past now.
      Good to see you on line I was worried you may be suffering from indigestion -[
      I am also trying to make sense out of nonsense-- Surely we don'twant a shoe eater sect here?
      The other day I was watching a comedy stand up by an Iranian his name is I think Djalil and he was saying that everyone thinks Muslims dont have a sense of humour well they will if they read this thread.
      keep smiling and make the most of our gift of laughter yay
      Best regards
      Farida

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        farida
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        How do you know "first hand"?

        This means - not second hand
        fftopic

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          G_Omar
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          Peace OPF
          You ask How do you know "first hand"? Reply I know the person ) Now be a good person and finish your shoe.
          G.Omar

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            unknownuser
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            Peace OPF
            You ask How do you know "first hand"? Reply I know the person Now be a good person and finish your shoe.
            G.Omar

            Oh ok, that's a definite apology and yes, rubber tastes reasonably good. But the writing/grammar absolutely reeks of it, sorry to say.

            No need for the "", some people use "first hand" in other ways.

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              G_Omar
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              Oh ok, that's a definite apology and yes, rubber tastes reasonably good. But the writing/grammar absolutely reeks of it, sorry to say.

              No need for the "", some people use "first hand" in other ways.

              Peace OPF

              Have you and Anwar started a 2 man "bully Farida" sect? elektro The grammar reeks of rubber? "some people use "first hand" in other ways". Are we being cheeky here

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                farida
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                Oh ok, that's a definite apology and yes, rubber tastes reasonably good. But the writing/grammar absolutely reeks of it, sorry to say.

                No need for the "", some people use "first hand" in other ways.

                Good to know you have progressive taste for writing/grammar ?Thou shall judge them by their grammar elektro

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                  Yosemite
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                  I have a joke!

                  A sectarian throws off a cliff two drums and one cymbal

                  boodoom boom psshh

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                    AlFajr
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                    That joke made me smile. But not laugh >(

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                      Yosemite
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                      Oh naw

                      i will try harder next time.

                      By the way, this smiley is distrubing group

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                        SwedenMajidah
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                        hahaha I laughed because i found it very amusing that you just smiled rotfl

                        Maria

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                          Samia
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                          I have a joke!

                          A sectarian throws off a cliff two drums and one cymbal

                          boodoom boom psshh

                          I did not understand the joke! What were they doing?

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                            peace4life
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                            A sectarian scholar jumps off a cliff ... every other sectarian is suddenly dead the next day.

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                              Samia
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                              A sectarian scholar jumps off a cliff ... every other sectarian is suddenly dead the next day.

                              Was it the same cliff?

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                                peace4life
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                                Of course it was!!!!!

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                                  Jack
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                                  Peace,

                                  Joking about other sects almost rationalizes the same sects that declare Quran upholders 'rejecters'. And them making fun of those of us who uphold al quran. I know I have made this mistake on numerous occasions, but I have learned that this is not right. We need to observe the better example.

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                                    peace4life
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                                    absolutely DArgento sun I totally agree

                                    not right to joke about blind-following and having no free will and using the brain that God gave you to use. Some people already know that, it's just very hard to escape your traditions and social circle.

                                    Case closed angel

                                    In future I will avoid coming to this thread after I get attacked on Paltalk and get called a kafir. bravo

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                                      farida
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                                      Peace,

                                      Joking about other sects almost rationalizes the same sects that declare Quran upholders 'rejecters'. And them making fun of those of us who uphold al quran. I know I have made this mistake on numerous occasions, but I have learned that this is not right. We need to observe the better example.

                                      Salaam all

                                      From what I can see no one is making fun of any particular Sect
                                      The joke is about those who separate themselves by belonging to a sect. You know that those who divide are not mentioned in favourable terms in Qur'an, it?s like satan saying I don't belong there I am superior. Sectist
                                      I hope you appreciate that some have come up with very light hearted comments about this division in the Ummah how else we can discuss this ridiculous situation?

                                      Best regards
                                      farida

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                                        Yosemite
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                                        I say we have to denounce sect that endangers peoples life. Like the raelian sect.

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