The quraan & the amazing bukhari
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Holy tears in my eyes! I find one new interesting hadith after another! rotfl rotfl rotfl
From the same link
Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 5 Narrated ?Ata We presented ourselves along with Ibn ?Abbas at the funeral procession of Maimuna at a place called Sarif. Ibn ?Abbas said, ?This is the wife of the Prophet so when you lift her bier, do not Jerk it or shake it much, but walk smoothly because the Prophet had nine wives and he used to observe the night turns with eight of them, and for one of them there was no night turn.?
This is a mystery.
Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 6 Narrated Anas The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night, and he had nine wives.
But the other hadith just said someone missed a turn.
Aisha said to the Prophet, ?Ah! My head is bursting.? He said, ?I wish it did.? Aisha responded ?You want me to die so that you can spend the next night with another wife? (Bukhari, Book of Medicine, vol.3).
Maybe Aishah was the woman who did not get her turn that particular night?
rotfl bravo
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More racist hadith from Bukhari
Seeing a black woman in a dream is the sign of an oncoming epidemic (Bukhari Kitabul Ta?abir).
Explanation of weather though most already know about this one rotfl
The hellfire complained to GOD, ?One part of me is eating the other part.? So, the hellfire was allowed two breaths ? one in summer and one in winter. That is how you see the change of seasons (Bukhari, Beginning of Creation 2231).
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More racist hadith from Bukhari )
Seeing a black woman in a dream is the sign of an oncoming epidemic (Bukhari Kitabul Ta?abir).
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I made an edit btw.
Yes it's sad Prophet Muhammad was racist!! '(
Edit oh man...I keep coming here after almost each sentence I read from the "Hadith plagiarized from the Bible" article! So freaking funny!!!
Azan, (the call to prayer), puts Satan to flight, expelling gas as he runs away (Bukhari Beginning of Creation 2237).
Satan should not eat so much Jalapeno beans.
In this version of the hadith of Satan farting he's using his GAS to achieve flight! ROFLCOPTER! rotfl
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I made an edit btw.
Yes it's sad ( Prophet Muhammad was racist!! '(
he wouldn't be racist, If he is that means he is preaching other things and not the quran which is bad! !
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I know...I'm just saying what an HONEST Sunni would say. laugh
oh... My mistake, sorry! )
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OH......MY...................................God
The author of the article is so sarcastically funny I don't think I can describe him! Look at some of his responses to the ridiculous hadith of Bukhari. Some I've already posted above (his responses come after the hadith)
Five animals are sinful, so kill them even in Makkah rat, scorpion, eagle, crow, and a biting dog (Bukhari, Beginning of Creation 2245).
What about smiling dogs ?
The Prophet ordered the killing of dogs (Bukhari, Beginning of Creation 2247).
What would you expect ? after slave trading and sleeping with prisoners of war.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool laugh
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The Messenger of GOD addressed his wife Safia as ?O? you bald-headed perished one!? (Bukhari, Kitab Talaq p.143).
laugh
Hadith #185 narrates that once the Holy Prophet asked for a bowl of water. He washed his hands and face in it. Then he rinsed his mouth in it and after that ordered Abu Musa and Bilal to drink the used water!
You've got to be kidding me! rotfl
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The Messenger of GOD addressed his wife Safia as ?O? you bald-headed perished one!? (Bukhari, Kitab Talaq p.143).
laugh
Hadith #185 narrates that once the Holy Prophet asked for a bowl of water. He washed his hands and face in it. Then he rinsed his mouth in it and after that ordered Abu Musa and Bilal to drink the used water!
You've got to be kidding me! rotfl
OMG **** rotfl
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OH......MY...................................God
The author of the article is so sarcastically funny I don't think I can describe him! Look at some of his responses to the ridiculous hadith of Bukhari. Some I've already posted above (his responses come after the hadith)
Five animals are sinful, so kill them even in Makkah rat, scorpion, eagle, crow, and a biting dog (Bukhari, Beginning of Creation 2245).
What about smiling dogs ?
The Prophet ordered the killing of dogs (Bukhari, Beginning of Creation 2247).
What would you expect ? after slave trading and sleeping with prisoners of war.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool laugh
rotfl This is proof that hadhis is fabricated!
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The Messenger of GOD addressed his wife Safia as ?O? you bald-headed perished one!? (Bukhari, Kitab Talaq p.143).
laugh
Hadith #185 narrates that once the Holy Prophet asked for a bowl of water. He washed his hands and face in it. Then he rinsed his mouth in it and after that ordered Abu Musa and Bilal to drink the used water!
You've got to be kidding me! rotfl
Maybe I should paste this on sunniforum thread.... LOL
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Dude this is the entire article http//pressthat.wordpress.com/2007/09/06/hadith-plagiarized-from-the-bible/
It's from 07 but it's so freaking funny! It keeps getting better and getter! yay
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Its originally from freeminds itself... You will find the article in hadith section.
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Maybe I should paste this on sunniforum thread.... LOL
Yeah that would be great rotfl
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Oh..I thought the Free-Minds thread copied it from there...turns out it's the other way around. It was by JK the guy with "no god but the God" in his orange avatar. )
Did you read this one yet WayFinder?
Holy tears in my eyes! I find one new interesting hadith after another! rotfl rotfl rotfl
From the same link
Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 5 Narrated ?Ata We presented ourselves along with Ibn ?Abbas at the funeral procession of Maimuna at a place called Sarif. Ibn ?Abbas said, ?This is the wife of the Prophet so when you lift her bier, do not Jerk it or shake it much, but walk smoothly because the Prophet had nine wives and he used to observe the night turns with eight of them, and for one of them there was no night turn.?
This is a mystery.
Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 6 Narrated Anas The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night, and he had nine wives.
But the other hadith just said someone missed a turn.
Aisha said to the Prophet, ?Ah! My head is bursting.? He said, ?I wish it did.? Aisha responded ?You want me to die so that you can spend the next night with another wife? (Bukhari, Book of Medicine, vol.3).
Maybe Aishah was the woman who did not get her turn that particular night?
rotfl bravo
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Holy tears in my eyes! I find one new interesting hadith after another! rotfl rotfl rotfl
From the same link
Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 5 Narrated ?Ata We presented ourselves along with Ibn ?Abbas at the funeral procession of Maimuna at a place called Sarif. Ibn ?Abbas said, ?This is the wife of the Prophet so when you lift her bier, do not Jerk it or shake it much, but walk smoothly because the Prophet had nine wives and he used to observe the night turns with eight of them, and for one of them there was no night turn.?
This is a mystery.
Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 6 Narrated Anas The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night, and he had nine wives.
But the other hadith just said someone missed a turn.
Aisha said to the Prophet, ?Ah! My head is bursting.? He said, ?I wish it did.? Aisha responded ?You want me to die so that you can spend the next night with another wife? (Bukhari, Book of Medicine, vol.3).
Maybe Aishah was the woman who did not get her turn that particular night?
rotfl bravo
rotfl OMG
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Stupid reasoning of scholars!
CHAPTER 14 MORE BIBLICAL BELIEFS OF THE AHLUL SUNNAH ? GRAVEN IMAGES
The false religion of Ahlul Sunnah believes that one should not make statues of animals and humans. They say that the act of having statues of humans and animals will lead to idol worship. They also disallow the making of woodcarvings, moulds and also the drawing or painting of pictures that have animals or human forms.
Of course with the advent of newspapers, television, videos etc it is a little ridiculous for the Ahlul Sunnah to insist on such foolish beliefs. But the ulema of Ahlul Sunnah have learnt the value of publicity. They will not mind being photographed by the newspapers or being filmed for the television news coverage. It means more money for them. The Ahlul Sunnah ulema of Saudi Arabia have come up with a simple solution to get around the problem of having their ?graven images? recorded on photographs. They say that a photograph is just like a mirror that reflects a human beings face. It is just that in a photograph, the image stays. So it is alright.
First they make the silly little rules. Then they find their own even more silly loopholes to break their own silly little rules.
rotfl bravo rotfl yay P whatever yeah
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Stupid reasoning of scholars!
CHAPTER 14 MORE BIBLICAL BELIEFS OF THE AHLUL SUNNAH ? GRAVEN IMAGES
The false religion of Ahlul Sunnah believes that one should not make statues of animals and humans. They say that the act of having statues of humans and animals will lead to idol worship. They also disallow the making of woodcarvings, moulds and also the drawing or painting of pictures that have animals or human forms.
Of course with the advent of newspapers, television, videos etc it is a little ridiculous for the Ahlul Sunnah to insist on such foolish beliefs. But the ulema of Ahlul Sunnah have learnt the value of publicity. They will not mind being photographed by the newspapers or being filmed for the television news coverage. It means more money for them. The Ahlul Sunnah ulema of Saudi Arabia have come up with a simple solution to get around the problem of having their ?graven images? recorded on photographs. They say that a photograph is just like a mirror that reflects a human beings face. It is just that in a photograph, the image stays. So it is alright.
First they make the silly little rules. Then they find their own even more silly loopholes to break their own silly little rules.
rotfl bravo rotfl yay P whatever yeah
bravo
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Stupid reasoning of scholars! )
CHAPTER 14 MORE BIBLICAL BELIEFS OF THE AHLUL SUNNAH ? GRAVEN IMAGES
The false religion of Ahlul Sunnah believes that one should not make statues of animals and humans. They say that the act of having statues of humans and animals will lead to idol worship. They also disallow the making of woodcarvings, moulds and also the drawing or painting of pictures that have animals or human forms.
Of course with the advent of newspapers, television, videos etc it is a little ridiculous for the Ahlul Sunnah to insist on such foolish beliefs. But the ulema of Ahlul Sunnah have learnt the value of publicity. They will not mind being photographed by the newspapers or being filmed for the television news coverage. It means more money for them. The Ahlul Sunnah ulema of Saudi Arabia have come up with a simple solution to get around the problem of having their ?graven images? recorded on photographs. They say that a photograph is just like a mirror that reflects a human beings face. It is just that in a photograph, the image stays. So it is alright.
First they make the silly little rules. Then they find their own even more silly loopholes to break their own silly little rules.
rotfl bravo rotfl yay P whatever yeah
Be careful I?m a religious police police muscle voodoo