Hello
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Hey everyone, I hope I can be of help to this forum. Here's my story.
I started out as a typical Sunni Moslim, growing up in your typical patriarchal Islamic household, memorizing all the bismillahs and hamdullilahs and reciting Hadiths like a good little boy.
When I was age 9, my father went too far with his routine beatings of my mother and stoned her to death in our kitchen because she smiled at me (another male). That's when I ran away.
When I ran away, I was fairly prepared for the streets. My father, being the typical evil intolerant extremist that most Hadithists are, had beat me several times and starved me so he could have more shish kebab than me. Thankfully, I survived in the streets for weeks until I met a man who revealed he was a Moslim as well and wished to adopt me. He told me that his name was Harry Balse.
Now, Harry brought me to his home and educated me about philosophy, morality, and all the things that my evil Moslim dad had deprived me of, and then revealed that he was a "Qur'anist". Now, I was a very orthodox Moslim, even after my horrid experiences with my father, so this Qur'anism stuff seemed to be blasphemous! But after awhile of studying and studying with him Harry Balse started to rub off on me. Soon the authorities took me away and Harry was locked up in prison for life, but even to this day I remember the prickly sensation of snuggling up with Harry Balse and I'll never forget him.
peace
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hmmm.... story sounds a bit fishy to me. ok 'sir comcision' and 'harry balse'? seriously?
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Peace Cir Comcision.
What is it you want to help with?
Or did you mean you need help?Peace.
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hmmm.... story sounds a bit fishy to me. ok 'sir comcision' and 'harry balse'? seriously?
If anyone finds it inappropriate feel free to edit it, didn't know how to introduce myself so confused
Peace Cir Comcision.
What is it you want to help with?
Or did you mean you need help?Eh I just thought it courteous to introduce myself, I honestly don't know.
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welcome
Have i gotten all the Puns?
-Profile Picture with Sword
-Sir Comcision
-Moslim
-Harry Balse
-rub off on me
-prickly sensation of snuggling up -
I give you a 0/10 for the troll attempt.
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welcome
Have i gotten all the Puns?
-Profile Picture with Sword
-Sir Comcision
-Moslim
-Harry Balse
-rub off on me
-prickly sensation of snuggling upEyup, thanks for the welcome.
I give you a 0/10 for the troll attempt.
Implying I was trolling
Still, thanks for the welcome. peace
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Peace SirComcision.
Welcome to the forum.
Sometimes we do both. Help others and need help ourselves.
Check all things, prove, disprove, discuss, enjoy....
But only trust in GOD Alone.
Good luck with your journey.
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I give you a 0/10 for the troll attempt.
At least a +1 for creativity? Regardless, if it continues, the account will go the way of poor Harry.
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At least a +1 for creativity? Regardless, if it continues, the account will go the way of poor Harry.
Thank you, I just desired an eccentric introduction. handshake
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Your mother being stoned to death in the kitchen, I found that hilarious! You funny bar steward!
Yes, I think stoning jokes rock. yes
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Yes, I think stoning jokes rock. yes
Oh that was just awful, the realization of how sick joking about stoning is just hit me hard.
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Thanks! handshake
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Shalom Aleikhem,
Why in the world would you make something like that up ? rotfl rotfl
Anyways, welcome to the forum. May God guide you to His straight path.
Peace be with you
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I did it for the lulz. Thanks!
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"lulz"? Did you mean "lolz"? Because if you didn't and I translate that into my Mother Tongue, that just means something completely wrong! But you are "Sir Comcision", so it could be another pun!
Holy baloney, look at how I'm spitting out puns!