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Cup of Tea, Anyone?

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    Bender
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    Salaam,

    Hey! What cool? You don't understand bollywood movies so how it is cool for you?

    Salaam,

    what do I have to understand in Bollywood movies? 95% is singing and dancing behind a tree, 4.99% is fighting and I am sure you are so kind to translate for me the 0,01% dialogue

    I suggest you something, ask "Student of Allah" to take you in the party and we both will sit together for translation work handshake with the permission of Allah.

    mmKhan

    handshake I really like to, you only have to bring those cookies you were talking about, i did google for it and they look very eat
    but I saw SoA did not invite me to his party >(

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      Student_of_Allah
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      Shalom Aleikhem,

      Shalom Aleikhem,

      Can you please let me know your criteria on the highlighted part above ??? Pleasssssssssseeee! P

      I think I should stop it here -X

      mmKhan

      Verily, you must stop before its too late.

      Salaam,

      what do I have to understand in Bollywood movies? 95% is singing and dancing behind a tree, 4.99% is fighting and I am sure you are so kind to translate for me the 0,01% dialogue D

      handshake I really like to, you only have to bring those cookies you were talking about, i did google for it and they look very eat
      but I saw SoA did not invite me to his party >(

      Wow, we have similar views about what goes on in bollywood. Anyways, don't let mmkhan trick you into believing that you are not invited. P Checkout my post where i listed everyone, I mentioned there that I need to come back and add more people to the list. Inshallah, I will come back with more people to add in my list and verily I say unto you my friend, you will not be dissapointed.

      Peace
      ---------- Student of Allah

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        Bender
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        Wow, we have similar views about what goes on in bollywood. Anyways, don't let mmkhan trick you into believing that you are not invited. P Checkout my post where i listed everyone, I mentioned there that I need to come back and add more people to the list. Inshallah, I will come back with more people to add in my list and verily I say unto you my friend, you will not be dissapointed.

        Peace
        ---------- Student of Allah

        Salaam,

        Nice, thank you, but I don't have any superpowers like the ones you already invited to your party '(

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          es
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          Don't you worry Bender, you have already been invited!

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            mmkhan
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            Shalom Aleikhem,

            Verily, you must stop before its too late.

            Wow, we have similar views about what goes on in bollywood. Anyways, don't let mmkhan trick you into believing that you are not invited. P Checkout my post where i listed everyone, I mentioned there that I need to come back and add more people to the list. Inshallah, I will come back with more people to add in my list and verily I say unto you my friend, you will not be dissapointed.

            Peace
            ---------- Student of Allah

            Shalom Aleikhem,

            Hmmm... I see both the replies are tricky and non-replies.

            mmKhan

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              loveislam
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              Ok this thread is hilarious I don't know why student of Allah's comments about the avatar made me laugh like hell rotfl
              I would like to have tea with
              es, student of allah, youssef, alen, Rev. john, david_k ( a guest) and chocolate cake eat
              what is pakora?

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                Student_of_Allah
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                Ok this thread is hilarious D I don't know why student of Allah's comments about the avatar made me laugh like hell rotfl
                I would like to have tea with
                es, student of allah, youssef, alen, Rev. john, david_k ( a guest) and chocolate cake eat
                what is pakora?

                Shalom Aleikhem,

                Take my advice, forget the word pakora. Judging by statistical evidence on this thread, you will start taking interest in it, and its a slippery slope to bollywoodization of your youth !!

                Shalom Aleikhem,

                Hmmm... I see both the replies are tricky and non-replies. D

                mmKhan

                Shalom Aleikhem,

                You know what ? you are good at doing all the fancy arabic things and coloring them in blue/red D So, stop thinking too much and keep yourself busy doing that

                ( to everyone I am still coming up with more additions to my list of invited guests, just need some time )

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                  mmkhan
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                  Shalom Aleikhem,

                  You know what ? you are good at doing all the fancy arabic things and coloring them in blue/red So, stop thinking too much and keep yourself busy doing that )

                  ( to everyone I am still coming up with more additions to my list of invited guests, just need some time )

                  Shalom Aleikhem,

                  OK Sir ( or Madam, as you order!

                  Hey wait! Why should I follow your orders I am not in your tea party yet >(

                  mmKhan

                  Salaam JustAmuslim,

                  BTW, pokora are really tasty fried dish, you may love to have it. mmmmmhhh... eat specially with .........!

                  mmKhan

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                    Student_of_Allah
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                    Shalom Aleikhem,

                    Shalom Aleikhem,

                    OK Sir ( or Madam, as you order!

                    Hey wait! Why should I follow your orders I am not in your tea party yet >(

                    http//cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22705480.jpg

                    lol... anyways, point taken.

                    Peace
                    --------- Student of Allah

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                      mmkhan
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                      Shalom Aleikhem,

                      http//cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22705480.jpg

                      lol... anyways, point taken.

                      Peace
                      --------- Student of Allah

                      Shalom Aleikhem,

                      Nice text changing image.

                      mmKhan

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                        es
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                        Oooh, and we can have some vadai and khaman dhokla with that too. And chana chaat. And kebabs and chutney. Yummy yummy in my tummy! )

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                          mmkhan
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                          Salaam,

                          Its gonna be a tea party or a marriage dinner? hmm

                          D

                          BTW, I love saag-puri and Mysore bhajji eat But where and when is the party? >(

                          D

                          mmKhan

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                            es
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                            Saag puri and Mysore bhaji? Wah ji wah! I have never heard of these things although I can guess what they are.

                            Well, Khan saab, if I find a husband, it could be my wedding party, but unfortunately, in the meantime, we are restricted to a tea party!

                            I think we might have this party in heaven-I think that might be the only feasible option, janaab!

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                              Bender
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                              Shalom Aleikhem,

                              Hmmm... I see both the replies are tricky and non-replies. D

                              mmKhan

                              Salaam bro,

                              o

                              What's next??? Are you know also going to wear a burka and claim you have no gender )

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                                Student_of_Allah
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                                Salaam bro,

                                o

                                What's next??? Are you know also going to wear a burka and claim you have no gender )

                                1. I never claimed that. I only argued in "sunniforum" regarding the fact that male and female are not the only options.

                                2. The gender nondisclosure is not there for any claim of non-gender but to make it possible to rise above all the gender issues that may get in the way of human perception.

                                Peace
                                ------------ Student of Allah

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                                  es
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                                  I hate it when on forms, they have only the options of male and female when that is not an accurate or factual representation of the world we live in.

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                                    Bender
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                                    1. I never claimed that. I only argued in "sunniforum" regarding the fact that male and female are not the only options.

                                    2. The gender nondisclosure is not there for any claim of non-gender but to make it possible to rise above all the gender issues that may get in the way of human perception.

                                    Peace
                                    ------------ Student of Allah

                                    Salaam,

                                    I am sure you know that I was only joking )

                                    but I am curious to learn what the 3rd option is besides male and female

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                                      Student_of_Allah
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                                      Salaam,

                                      I am sure you know that I was only joking )

                                      but I am curious to learn what the 3rd option is besides male and female

                                      Shalom Aleikhem,

                                      I wasnt joking, I am mad at you, let me call my local mullah party for back up. Be careful cause they are coming for you.

                                      Well, the 3rd is for the ones that are not have either the complete/incomplete male only or complete/incomplete female only hardware. I hope that is enough for you to understand.

                                      By the way, all these reminds me of my "Why hold Salat silently" thread on sunniforum. Some of them managed to avoid the topic and focus on my gender and make fun of it so I had to reply

                                      ===========================================
                                      Shalom to all ignorant people,

                                      Please be nice when you speak to a person. Human beings are not always male or female. Some can be transgender. Transgender have medical flaws, so only they can say if they are male or female inside. I am sure that not all sunnis are as uneducated and ill mannered discriminators as many of the ignorant people that are commenting on my gender. You claim to be the follower of a prophet who united the people , yet you just wait for a chance to discriminate. Now I know what it means in Qur'an 2530. Some people can really give Islam a bad name. May God see it fit to guide you.

                                      =====================================================

                                      Peace
                                      --------- Student of Allah

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                                        es
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                                        What great conversation for our tea party. Although, it was never meant to be this exciting! It was only ever meant to be a natter over a pot of tea-or two.

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                                          Bender
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                                          Shalom Aleikhem,

                                          I wasnt joking, I am mad at you, let me call my local mullah party for back up. Be careful cause they are coming for you. P

                                          Salaam

                                          &

                                          Well, the 3rd is for the ones that are not have either the complete/incomplete male only or complete/incomplete female only hardware. I hope that is enough for you to understand.

                                          Peace
                                          --------- Student of Allah

                                          what does he mean hmm
                                          he is talking about human beings and hardware hmm
                                          !
                                          Do you mean something like this
                                          http//images.wikia.com/avp/images/d/d6/956-067terminator-2-posters.jpg

                                          btw how do I put in here images? I can't copy past an image

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