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Cup of Tea, Anyone?

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    Bender
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    Shalom Aleikhem,

    I wasnt joking, I am mad at you, let me call my local mullah party for back up. Be careful cause they are coming for you. P

    Salaam

    &

    Well, the 3rd is for the ones that are not have either the complete/incomplete male only or complete/incomplete female only hardware. I hope that is enough for you to understand.

    Peace
    --------- Student of Allah

    what does he mean hmm
    he is talking about human beings and hardware hmm
    !
    Do you mean something like this
    http//images.wikia.com/avp/images/d/d6/956-067terminator-2-posters.jpg

    btw how do I put in here images? I can't copy past an image

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      mmkhan
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      Salaam bro,

      o

      What's next??? Are you know also going to wear a burka and claim you have no gender )

      Salaam,

      Why SoA suddenly replied to your this message? You targeted "H" ? Does your arrow hit the target on the dot? hmm

      BTW, as per 486 I wished the same way. Am I right? & I think so I am right yes inshaAllah.

      mmKhan

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        mmkhan
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        What great conversation for our tea party. Although, it was never meant to be this exciting! It was only ever meant to be a natter over a pot of tea-or two.

        Salaam,

        A pot of tea or two ONLY? ( I love to have more tea specially during winter. yes But the God knows what will be the date of your tea and SoA's tea party. It seems that tea party started on forum and will end up on forum nope

        mmKhan

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          mmkhan
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          Do you mean something like this
          http//images.wikia.com/avp/images/d/d6/956-067terminator-2-posters.jpg

          btw how do I put in here images? I can't copy past an image

          Salaam,

          Hahahaaaaa rotfl

          As per 41 I know only of males and females what is the third one btw? I don't find any aayat in regards to the same, I hope SoA may help me understand that with the aayat inshaAllah.

          For adding images click on the icon under "B" for bold above. It is show you something like this.

          <img> add full url here of the image </img> I changed to < > and to </ > don't change it while adding image.

          I hope it will work, inshaAllah.

          mmKhan

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            Student_of_Allah
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            Shalom Aleikhem my potential tea party guests,

            @Bender

            dont tell me you don't know what hardwares are...let me give you a clue

            235 And they keep covered their private parts(hardwares).
            7029 And those who keep covered their private parts (hardwares)

            @es

            First of all, here is a cookie for you http//3.bp.blogspot.com/-q96sipMz39w/TevmNexZUAI/AAAAAAAAAJM/3HE_p4BXjr8/s1600/cookie.jpg

            Incase you are wondering why, its because you did not bring up bollywood or samosas in the forum for a relatively long time now. Good girl

            @mmkhan

            seriously, you never heard about 3rd gender ? Why do I have to be the one to tell the kids that there is no santa clause !! brickwall

            I will talk about it some other day.

            Peace
            --------- Student of Allah

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              es
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              Ooh, thanks, that cookie looks delicious. Thank you, Student, how thoughtful of you. As seen as you gave me something, I will follow the custom of gifting you with something too. I will buy you a new niqaab for your generosity. Thank you, young man.

              Anyway, my list needs amending. There is one person who I don't want to breathe the same air as, let alone share a precious pot of tea with. I will come with amendments later.

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                Student_of_Allah
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                Ooh, thanks, that cookie looks delicious. Thank you, Student, how thoughtful of you. As seen as you gave me something, I will follow the custom of gifting you with something too. I will buy you a new niqaab for your generosity. Thank you, young man.

                Anyway, my list needs amending. There is one person who I don't want to breathe the same air as, let alone share a precious pot of tea with. I will come with amendments later.

                Shalom Aleikhem,

                Thanks for the gift, I will add it to my collection.

                By the way, what makes you so angry at whoever it is ? I mean, you listed the person as someone who you want to be there in your party out of so many possible options. You sound a lot angry, if not who, can you tell us why ?

                Peace
                --------- Student of Allah

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                  es
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                  Why are you so interested in the "why"?

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                    Student_of_Allah
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                    Why are you so interested in the "why"?

                    Shalom Aleikhem,

                    Because you sounded like that individual gave you a real hard time !! Its cool, you can choose not to answer it.

                    Peace be with you
                    ---------------------- Student of Allah

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                      es
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                      It's okay, Student, I know I have the right to remain silent and I will exercise that right on the "why" of the matter as it is private.

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                        mmkhan
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                        Shalom Aleikhem my potential tea party guests,

                        @Bender

                        dont tell me you don't know what hardwares are...let me give you a clue

                        235 And they keep covered their private parts(hardwares).
                        7029 And those who keep covered their private parts (hardwares)

                        @es

                        First of all, here is a cookie for you http//3.bp.blogspot.com/-q96sipMz39w/TevmNexZUAI/AAAAAAAAAJM/3HE_p4BXjr8/s1600/cookie.jpg

                        Incase you are wondering why, its because you did not bring up bollywood or samosas in the forum for a relatively long time now. Good girl

                        @mmkhan

                        seriously, you never heard about 3rd gender ? Why do I have to be the one to tell the kids that there is no santa clause !! brickwall

                        I will talk about it some other day.

                        Peace
                        --------- Student of Allah

                        Shalom Aliekhem,

                        Bender gets two aayaats.

                        ES gets a cookie and .

                        And I get this brickwall ?

                        This is totally unfair. What you guys say?

                        BTW, I don't read brackets while studying aayaats D

                        Can I add MY list of participants to YOUR tea party? &

                        mmKhan

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                          es
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                          Khan Saab,

                          Aap apna hi ghar samjhein, hamara ghar, aapka ghar. Farq hi kya hai, aapko jisko bhulaana hain, bhula dhe. Hum bhi ho gay, mehfil khoob jammeh gi.

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                            mmkhan
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                            Khan Saab,

                            Aap apna hi ghar samjhein, hamara ghar, aapka ghar. Farq hi kya hai, aapko jisko bhulaana hain, bhula dhe. Hum bhi ho gay, mehfil khoob jammeh gi.

                            Salaam,

                            First of all thanks then, I will try to translate it in English with colors.

                            You take it as your own house, my house, your house. What is the difference, whom you want to forget, forget them. We will also be there, party will rock.

                            Please correct me in my translation. BTW, I wanted to invite, not to forget invitees hmm

                            mmKhan ;D

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                              es
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                              I knew it was going to come across as "forget". whatever Just take the "h" out. Will that suit you fine Khaan saab ya aap sach much bhulana chahte hai? Khan saab ever the linguist! elektro

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                                Zulf
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                                ...I would ask es to first explain why is there a naked person in her display picture (avatar).And how does she justify the "bums" facing forward in the picture ?

                                You know, that avatar you are talking about, may be ANYTHING except what it seems. Most probably it is just a person of unknown, and irrelevant gender, in a full body chemical suit which happens to have a head part with a resemblance of red lips on it and odd windows looking like eyes where one normally would expect a single cyclopsic piece of window. The black thing on the head, easily mistaken for hair, is a towel, or similar, that has "carbonized" due to the exposure to some obscure acid. Why it is on the head, only Allah knows. And forget the bums... they are just airy folds of the suit. Peace.

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                                  Student_of_Allah
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                                  Shalom Alikhem,

                                  You know, that avatar you are talking about, may be ANYTHING except what it seems. Most probably it is just a person of unknown, and irrelevant gender, in a full body chemical suit which happens to have a head part with a resemblance of red lips on it and odd windows looking like eyes where one normally would expect a single cyclopsic piece of window. The black thing on the head, easily mistaken for hair, is a towel, or similar, that has "carbonized" due to the exposure to some obscure acid. Why it is on the head, only Allah knows. And forget the bums... they are just airy folds of the suit. Peace.

                                  You are creative, arent you !!

                                  Khan Saab,

                                  Aap apna hi ghar samjhein, hamara ghar, aapka ghar. Farq hi kya hai, aapko jisko bhulaana hain, bhula dhe. Hum bhi ho gay, mehfil khoob jammeh gi.

                                  Salaam,

                                  First of all thanks then, I will try to translate it in English with colors.

                                  You take it as your own house, my house, your house. What is the difference, whom you want to forget, forget them. We will also be there, party will rock.

                                  Please correct me in my translation. BTW, I wanted to invite, not to forget invitees hmm

                                  mmKhan ;D

                                  ya, you guys pretend as if the translation has anything to do with whatever she said. I dont know what secret message is being passed around, but will figure it out before its too late.

                                  Peace
                                  --------- Student of Allah

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                                    Student_of_Allah
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                                    Shalom aliekhem,

                                    Shalom Aliekhem,

                                    Bender gets two aayaats.

                                    ES gets a cookie and ).

                                    And I get this brickwall ?

                                    This is totally unfair. What you guys say?

                                    BTW, I don't read brackets while studying aayaats

                                    Can I add MY list of participants to YOUR tea party? &

                                    mmKhan

                                    Well my friend, the word inside bracket was "only" used to make Bender understand the meaning of "hardwares".

                                    Hmmm, well, if you want to add your list to mine, it can be done, we just need a little screening for possible bolly-virus contamination.

                                    Peace
                                    ----------- Student of Allah

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                                      unknownuser
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                                      Funny stuff!
                                      I don't dig tea, but man do I know what it means to not know which button to choose

                                      M
                                      or
                                      F
                                      Looks down

                                      Oh well that settles it I guess...
                                      Shrugs

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                                        mmkhan
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                                        ya, you guys pretend as if the translation has anything to do with whatever she said. I dont know what secret message is being passed around, but will figure it out before its too late.

                                        Shalom Aleikhen SoA,

                                        You forgot to add this D or ) at the end of above quoted sentence.

                                        mmKhan

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                                          mmkhan
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                                          Well my friend, the word inside bracket was "only" used to make Bender understand the meaning of "hardwares".

                                          Hmmm, well, if you want to add your list to mine, it can be done, we just need a little screening for possible bolly-virus contamination.

                                          Shalom Aleikhem SoA,

                                          Oh no! The word inside bracket is not "only", please check what you wrote

                                          235 And they keep covered their private parts(hardwares).
                                          7029 And those who keep covered their private parts (hardwares)

                                          BTW, I think hardware it self if plural not hardwares hmm

                                          mmKhan

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