The quraan & the amazing bukhari
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Another WIERD hadith ) http//youthmatters.wordpress.com/2009/04/12/erase-2500-sins-a-day-in-less-than-15-minutes/
Erase 2500 Sins A Day in Less than 15 Minutes
When you go to bed, glorify Him and praise Him and magnify Him one hundred times that will be one hundred on the tongue and a thousand in the scales. Who among you does two thousand and five hundred sayi?aat (bad deeds) in one day?? They said ?How could we not count (our sins)?? He said ?The Shaytaan comes to any one of you whilst he is praying and says, Remember this, remember that, until he finishes his prayer and does not do (this dhikr), or he comes to him when he is lying down and makes him sleepy, until he falls asleep (without doing this dhikr).?? (Abu ?Eesaa said This is a hasan saheeh hadeeth. Sunan al-Tirmidhi, 3332).
Points of Benefit
Oh give me a ******* break! How idiotic is it to believe that by committing 2500 sins in less than 15 minutes (srsly who the hell does that anyway?) you can be forgiven by saying "praise God" 2500 times? Ok...I didn't think the sunni religion was THIS easy...
If I was bad enough, I'll
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Commit adultery with 237 women
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Steal 53 cars, 24 tv sets and 12 ipods
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Murder 697 people
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Beat my wife 421 times
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Burn 1,056 houses down
All in less than 15 minutes.
For the next 15 minutes I will say "praise god" 2500 times.
Problem solved! Starting off with a clean slate. ;D
-M
OMG! rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl
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- Beat my wife 421 times
Not a sin in "Hislam".
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Not a sin in "Hislam".
yes rotfl I like it when you mention "Hislam"
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"Hislam" is pretty accurate, might I add.
And yeah, it's not a SIN in Sunnism (not Islam but actually Sunnism or "Hislam" as he put it) if the following is maintained
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That she does not bleed.
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That she is not marked.
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That she is not hit on the face.
Which, to be honest makes me see the system as honorable. In fact they have it right when it comes to this issue.
The problem is they're forgetting the STEPS. It's based on steps not just beat your wife "whenever you feel like it" or "whenever she disobeys you". The commands are in steps. Admonish, then leave them alone, and if they go on further (like say **** you as you're leaving them) then you can beat them lightly ("idrab" clearly means beat lightly because in another section of the Quran it says Moses killed someone without weapons and did not say "idrab" therefore "idrab" has to be light beating) then you can "idrabhum" but righteousness has to be maintained at all times.
But of course God knows best.
-M
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