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Could you have anticipated these answers?

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    agentxxx
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    peace all,

    This is what my daughter answered in her science test when she was in class 1 B.

    I really enjoyed these answers and I have kept this paper with me since 1985, she got married last year so now I have had it laminated to preserve it for her future generations

    http//i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/nabpeace/me/paper1.jpg

    http//i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/nabpeace/me/Resizeofpaper2.jpg

    In case you couldn?t read from the original text

    Question- What is science ?
    Answer - science is about dead things are dead, aninymil and dead plant are them.

    Question - what are living things ?
    Answer - never thing are dead things

    Question - what are dead things ?
    Answer -

    Question - name any two solid things ?
    Answer - solid things are liquid and gases.

    http//i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/nabpeace/me/Resizeofme-14.jpg
    see how relaxed she was after her exams D

    peace

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      savage_carrot
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      That is hilarious, thanks for posting, she's awesome

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        Elke
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        Wonderful sun

        guess most parents are alike - i also keep my kids first letters and what i love most about them is the hilarious spelling

        peace lk

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          agentxxx
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          peace sis nadia,

          That is hilarious, thanks for posting, she's awesome

          thank you sis ;D

          God bless you,
          peace

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            agentxxx
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            peace sis elke,

            Wonderful sun

            guess most parents are alike - i also keep my kids first letters and what i love most about them is the hilarious spelling

            you are right sis, i also have with me the first birthday card she made on a piece of paper and yes most of the spellings are hilarious....i love kids no matter who they are.

            May God bless them all,

            peace

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              phoenix1
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              peace

              what so funny about those answers? confused

              Solids are liquids and gases. Science is definitely about dead aninimyls and plants are dead. right?

              peace

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                unknownuser
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                Peace agentxxx. What amazes me about children,is that sometimes they are correct on certain topics,but we have to take the time and patience to understand what they actually are saying...
                I love the way little kids when they talk together,act as if they know the ins and outs of EVERY issue,and how life is so simple and black and white for them.....
                Children have great little personalities,and its extremely satisfying to see them grow up into mature,happy,responsible adults..........Now if only the parents could be like that too............. bravo
                Peace all.

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                  phoenix1
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                  actually, the second answer makes sense. I think she was trying to say that living things are things that are never dead. am i right on this?
                  If i had gotten that score on my test (yes, even when i was 5) my parents would have shouted at me for 3 hours, after burning the test, of course. voodoo

                  peace

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                    agentxxx
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                    peace enquirer/phoenix1,

                    thank you brothers

                    enquirer-What amazes me about children,is that sometimes they are correct on certain topics,but we have to take the time and patience to understand what they actually are saying...

                    I was watching this show by bill cosby "children say the darndest things? and bill asked a kid

                    Bill- do you wish your father to be the president of U.S?
                    Kid- No
                    Bill- why not?
                    Kid- because he is not smart enough! D

                    I love the way little kids when they talk together,act as if they know the ins and outs of EVERY issue,and how life is so simple and black and white for them.....

                    my son hasan was about 4/5 years old and was talking to his friend over the phone with the speakers turned on
                    hasan- bisam come to my house this saturday.
                    bisam- I cannot come alone because i dont know how to drive.
                    hasan-then come along with your mom, you dad, your brother your sister.
                    bisam- ok hasan, my mom will come, my dad will come, my brother will come but my sister can't come to your house.
                    hasan- why?
                    bisam- because she has'nt born yet...but ok if she is born before saturday i will bring her along too.
                    hasan- promise.
                    bisam- promise.
                    hasan - ok where is the big hand of the clock now?
                    bisam- it is on 7.
                    hasan- i will call you again when it is on 9.
                    bye. D

                    I love kids angel...May God bless all the kids in the world sun

                    Children have great little personalities,and its extremely satisfying to see them grow up into mature,happy,responsible adults..........

                    indeed

                    Now if only the parents could be like that too............. bravo

                    mature, happy, responsible adults...I can assure you, I definitely have the first two qualities rotfl

                    peace peace

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                      agentxxx
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                      peace phoenix1,

                      actually, the second answer makes sense. I think she was trying to say that living things are things that are never dead. am i right on this?

                      my guess is that the second answer was probably meant for the third question

                      what are dead things?
                      never things are dead things.

                      If i had gotten that score on my test (yes, even when i was 5) my parents would have shouted at me for 3 hours, after burning the test, of course.

                      hahaha same was true with my parents too, but i was/am very lenient with the kids.

                      peace and thanks brother

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                        phoenix1
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                        hahaha same was true with my parents too, but i was/am very lenient with the kids.

                        you get a 10/10 for being a good parent, then. In my book, at least.

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                          phoenix1
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                          what are dead things?
                          never things are dead things.

                          The question was "what are living things?"

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                            agentxxx
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                            peace phoenix1,

                            you get a 10/10 for being a good parent, then. In my book, at least.

                            thank you my brother ;D sun

                            what are dead things?
                            never things are dead things.

                            The question was "what are living things?"

                            right, that was the second question, the third question was "what are dead thing" which she did'nt answer....and I think "never things are dead things" would have been a philosophical answer for this question D but God knows what was going on in her head at that moment confused

                            peace

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                              AbdulMajid
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                              When I was in the fourth grade I wrote something on a test that gave my parents a laugh.

                              The question was...

                              What makes a tiger different from a dog?

                              My answer was...

                              One is bigger than the other.

                              rotfl

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                                agentxxx
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                                peace abdulmajid,

                                When I was in the fourth grade I wrote something on a test that gave my parents a laugh.
                                The question was...
                                What makes a tiger different from a dog?

                                My answer was...
                                One is bigger than the other.

                                rotfl and which of them you thought was bigger then the other?

                                God bless you,
                                peace

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                                  Samia
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                                  Salaam all

                                  I think the answers are very smart, put in a child's language. For her, only animals and plants can be dead, so they will be "things"

                                  What is science ?
                                  Answer - science is about dead things are dead, aninymil and dead plant are them.

                                  As for "things", she does not, therefore, understand what are living things, because things, as she already mentioned, are "dead animals and plants".

                                  Then, to ask her, after all this expalantion
                                  what are dead things ?
                                  Is really not worth answering!!
                                  I would give the teacher 0/10 rotfl

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                                    AspeRin
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                                    aslm! handshake
                                    confusing questions. i think the teacher wanted to have a laugh,like i did! asking little kids whats science! what can u possible put,i cant even answer that completely!!!!!!!!!!!!!! brickwall
                                    handshake

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