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Heart

Hi Leoxyz, when was your sects change? ;D

Good one.

M_Mehdi

Farida, your post about Shia and Sunni reminds about country music lovers when they say... "There's only two kinds of music.. Country and Western" There are many more sects... than just those two..

We are not a sect and we will never be like them if we truly believe in Allah and the last day.

Yeah right... hmm

unknownuser

??? peace opf I dont get it

The OP is that Leoxyz character posting under a female name who happens to be talking about sects, and is now attempting to impersonate a "quranist".

Sects <=> sex ;D

Jack

Is that confirmed, OPF?

unknownuser

Obviously not 100% but if it's not true I'll eat my shoe.

farida

Salam,
Salaam to all
I am really lost for words; why are you being so judgmental?
First of tell tell me where did I laught at anyone?
I just wanted to start a dialogue in a light hearted manner with a bit of sense of humour and am surprised to see the narrow minded approach in many responses.
Some are calling me imposter others hin that I'm obssessed with sex ...may Allah help you all.
I have been relying on the teachings of the Qur'an for many years and have argued succesfully against hadith which were not in compliance with the Quran but being a woman and also one who does not cover her hair I was never taken seriously by so called Muslims.
I have lots of Shia and Sunni friends most of whom agree with me but they decide to remain within their sects.
Muslim is the one who submits to any arguments with evidence from Quran rather than saying "no my teacher said so or my mother or father said so and so".
By the waw OPS reply made me laugh rotfl
Keep smiling and remember Allah is the best juge and we have day of judgement for that
Best regards

G_Omar

Peace all,

Please relax; a joke is a joke. No need to bite peoples heads off or rant and rave like a petit maitre. angel

farida

Hi Leoxyz, when was your sects change? ;D

Salam,
Salaam to all
I am really lost for words; why are you being so judgmental?
First of tell tell me where did I laught at anyone?
I just wanted to start a dialogue in a light hearted manner with a bit of sense of humour and am surprised to see the narrow minded approach in many responses.
Some are calling me imposter others hin that I'm obssessed with sex ...may Allah help you all.
I have been relying on the teachings of the Qur'an for many years and have argued succesfully against hadith which were not in compliance with the Quran but being a woman and also one who does not cover her hair I was never taken seriously by so called Muslims.
I have lots of Shia and Sunni friends most of whom agree with me but they decide to remain within their sects.
Muslim is the one who submits to any arguments with evidence from Quran rather than saying "no my teacher said so or my mother or father said so and so".
By the way OPS reply made me laugh
Keep smiling and remember Allah is the best juge and we have day of judgement for that
Best regards

huruf

Obviously not 100% but if it's not true I'll eat my shoe.

Make sure the shoe is halal.

eat eat eat eat eat

Samia

Salaam Farida

It's ironic that you start a humour thread but were unable to grasp the "humour" in OPF's post. No, nobody is accusing you of being an imposter, but rather an imposter might be presenting himself as you (does this make sense? confused. That's why OPF asks if there was a "sect change". He even explained it.

Cheer up. If we do not like to mock others, we would definitely not mock you (provided that you are not Leoxyz ;D)

farida

Salaam

If the shoe belongs to the people of the books it should be fine, but what if its a worn out shoe; then its not allowed as one is to eat what is wholesome and healthy. BTW you should have strong enough teeth to chew the shoe hmm
Regards

M_Mehdi

It's ironic that you start a humour thread but were unable to grasp the "humour" in OPF's post. No, nobody is accusing you of being an imposter, but rather an imposter might be presenting himself as you (does this make sense? confused. That's why OPF asks if there was a "sect change". He even explained it.

whatever ..

Samia's post is a "Quranic Sect" joke.. right? whatever

Samia

whatever .. )

Samia's post is a "Quranic Sect" joke.. right? whatever

So it doesn't? I said so.

unknownuser

yea, dont laugh at nonsense, its baaaaaaad!!! just try to make sense of nonsense...

M_Mehdi

So it doesn't? I said so.

it does well... as you said. )

huruf

Well, I will announce it so nobody gets a surprise afterwards I am not Leoxysz, but am also starting not to be too sure of that. What is this does or doesn't, what are you talking about? Sometimes, in this quranalone sect I feel surrounded not by quranaloners, but by alonealoners, and behind a glass. I mean, the last posts I am lost. But that is nothing unusual, its my normal state in this gorgeous fun sect.
So welcome Farida. Eventually you will get to know a few people here who might be or might not be Loexysz, including yourself.

Salaam

jankren

The OP is that Leoxyz character posting under a female name who happens to be talking about sects, and is now attempting to impersonate a "quranist".

Sects <=> sex ;D

What is your proof?

Samia

Well, I will announce it so nobody gets a surprise afterwards I am not Leoxysz,

Hahahaha

unknownuser

What is your proof?

Language of posts, writing style, the whole shebang.

Samia

if it's not true I'll eat my shoe.

How do you like your shoe, Sir?