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    G_Omar
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    Peace all,

    Please relax; a joke is a joke. No need to bite peoples heads off or rant and rave like a petit maitre. angel

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      farida
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      Hi Leoxyz, when was your sects change? ;D

      Salam,
      Salaam to all
      I am really lost for words; why are you being so judgmental?
      First of tell tell me where did I laught at anyone?
      I just wanted to start a dialogue in a light hearted manner with a bit of sense of humour and am surprised to see the narrow minded approach in many responses.
      Some are calling me imposter others hin that I'm obssessed with sex ...may Allah help you all.
      I have been relying on the teachings of the Qur'an for many years and have argued succesfully against hadith which were not in compliance with the Quran but being a woman and also one who does not cover her hair I was never taken seriously by so called Muslims.
      I have lots of Shia and Sunni friends most of whom agree with me but they decide to remain within their sects.
      Muslim is the one who submits to any arguments with evidence from Quran rather than saying "no my teacher said so or my mother or father said so and so".
      By the way OPS reply made me laugh
      Keep smiling and remember Allah is the best juge and we have day of judgement for that
      Best regards

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        huruf
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        Obviously not 100% but if it's not true I'll eat my shoe.

        Make sure the shoe is halal.

        eat eat eat eat eat

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          Samia
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          Salaam Farida

          It's ironic that you start a humour thread but were unable to grasp the "humour" in OPF's post. No, nobody is accusing you of being an imposter, but rather an imposter might be presenting himself as you (does this make sense? confused. That's why OPF asks if there was a "sect change". He even explained it.

          Cheer up. If we do not like to mock others, we would definitely not mock you (provided that you are not Leoxyz ;D)

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            farida
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            Salaam

            If the shoe belongs to the people of the books it should be fine, but what if its a worn out shoe; then its not allowed as one is to eat what is wholesome and healthy. BTW you should have strong enough teeth to chew the shoe hmm
            Regards

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              M_Mehdi
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              It's ironic that you start a humour thread but were unable to grasp the "humour" in OPF's post. No, nobody is accusing you of being an imposter, but rather an imposter might be presenting himself as you (does this make sense? confused. That's why OPF asks if there was a "sect change". He even explained it.

              whatever ..

              Samia's post is a "Quranic Sect" joke.. right? whatever

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                Samia
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                whatever .. )

                Samia's post is a "Quranic Sect" joke.. right? whatever

                So it doesn't? I said so.

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                  unknownuser
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                  yea, dont laugh at nonsense, its baaaaaaad!!! just try to make sense of nonsense...

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                    M_Mehdi
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                    So it doesn't? I said so.

                    it does well... as you said. )

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                      huruf
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                      Well, I will announce it so nobody gets a surprise afterwards I am not Leoxysz, but am also starting not to be too sure of that. What is this does or doesn't, what are you talking about? Sometimes, in this quranalone sect I feel surrounded not by quranaloners, but by alonealoners, and behind a glass. I mean, the last posts I am lost. But that is nothing unusual, its my normal state in this gorgeous fun sect.
                      So welcome Farida. Eventually you will get to know a few people here who might be or might not be Loexysz, including yourself.

                      Salaam

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                        jankren
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                        The OP is that Leoxyz character posting under a female name who happens to be talking about sects, and is now attempting to impersonate a "quranist".

                        Sects <=> sex ;D

                        What is your proof?

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                          Samia
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                          Well, I will announce it so nobody gets a surprise afterwards I am not Leoxysz,

                          Hahahaha

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                            unknownuser
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                            What is your proof?

                            Language of posts, writing style, the whole shebang.

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                              Samia
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                              if it's not true I'll eat my shoe.

                              How do you like your shoe, Sir?

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                                G_Omar
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                                Language of posts, writing style, the whole shebang.

                                Peace OPF

                                Time to start searching for shoe recipes. I happen to know first hand that Farida is indeed a true female and not some Leoxys. Bon Appetit

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                                  unknownuser
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                                  I'll be so very surprised. But when one person makes ~10 accounts using the exact same writing styles and techniques, things get a little suspicious. Apologies if I'm wrong & for hijacking the thread. The proof is in the pudding (ahem).

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                                    farida
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                                    I'll be so very surprised. But when one person makes ~10 accounts using the exact same writing styles and techniques, things get a little suspicious. Apologies if I'm wrong & for hijacking the thread. The proof is in the pudding (ahem).

                                    Salaam OPF
                                    Apology accepted and all in the past now.
                                    Good to see you on line I was worried you may be suffering from indigestion -[
                                    I am also trying to make sense out of nonsense-- Surely we don'twant a shoe eater sect here?
                                    The other day I was watching a comedy stand up by an Iranian his name is I think Djalil and he was saying that everyone thinks Muslims don?t have a sense of humour well they will if they read this thread.
                                    keep smiling and make the most of our gift of laughter yay
                                    Best regards
                                    Farida

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                                      unknownuser
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                                      Peace OPF

                                      Time to start searching for shoe recipes. I happen to know first hand that Farida is indeed a true female and not some Leoxys. Bon Appetit

                                      How do you know "first hand"?

                                      Salaam OPF
                                      Apology accepted and all in the past now.
                                      Good to see you on line I was worried you may be suffering from indigestion -[
                                      I am also trying to make sense out of nonsense-- Surely we don'twant a shoe eater sect here?
                                      The other day I was watching a comedy stand up by an Iranian his name is I think Djalil and he was saying that everyone thinks Muslims dont have a sense of humour well they will if they read this thread.
                                      keep smiling and make the most of our gift of laughter yay
                                      Best regards
                                      Farida

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                                        farida
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                                        How do you know "first hand"?

                                        This means - not second hand
                                        fftopic

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                                          G_Omar
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                                          Peace OPF
                                          You ask How do you know "first hand"? Reply I know the person ) Now be a good person and finish your shoe.
                                          G.Omar

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