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    huruf
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    Obviously not 100% but if it's not true I'll eat my shoe.

    Make sure the shoe is halal.

    eat eat eat eat eat

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      Samia
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      Salaam Farida

      It's ironic that you start a humour thread but were unable to grasp the "humour" in OPF's post. No, nobody is accusing you of being an imposter, but rather an imposter might be presenting himself as you (does this make sense? confused. That's why OPF asks if there was a "sect change". He even explained it.

      Cheer up. If we do not like to mock others, we would definitely not mock you (provided that you are not Leoxyz ;D)

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        farida
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        Salaam

        If the shoe belongs to the people of the books it should be fine, but what if its a worn out shoe; then its not allowed as one is to eat what is wholesome and healthy. BTW you should have strong enough teeth to chew the shoe hmm
        Regards

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          M_Mehdi
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          It's ironic that you start a humour thread but were unable to grasp the "humour" in OPF's post. No, nobody is accusing you of being an imposter, but rather an imposter might be presenting himself as you (does this make sense? confused. That's why OPF asks if there was a "sect change". He even explained it.

          whatever ..

          Samia's post is a "Quranic Sect" joke.. right? whatever

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            Samia
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            whatever .. )

            Samia's post is a "Quranic Sect" joke.. right? whatever

            So it doesn't? I said so.

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              unknownuser
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              yea, dont laugh at nonsense, its baaaaaaad!!! just try to make sense of nonsense...

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                M_Mehdi
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                So it doesn't? I said so.

                it does well... as you said. )

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                  huruf
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                  Well, I will announce it so nobody gets a surprise afterwards I am not Leoxysz, but am also starting not to be too sure of that. What is this does or doesn't, what are you talking about? Sometimes, in this quranalone sect I feel surrounded not by quranaloners, but by alonealoners, and behind a glass. I mean, the last posts I am lost. But that is nothing unusual, its my normal state in this gorgeous fun sect.
                  So welcome Farida. Eventually you will get to know a few people here who might be or might not be Loexysz, including yourself.

                  Salaam

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                    jankren
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                    The OP is that Leoxyz character posting under a female name who happens to be talking about sects, and is now attempting to impersonate a "quranist".

                    Sects <=> sex ;D

                    What is your proof?

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                      Samia
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                      Well, I will announce it so nobody gets a surprise afterwards I am not Leoxysz,

                      Hahahaha

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                        unknownuser
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                        What is your proof?

                        Language of posts, writing style, the whole shebang.

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                          Samia
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                          if it's not true I'll eat my shoe.

                          How do you like your shoe, Sir?

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                            G_Omar
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                            Language of posts, writing style, the whole shebang.

                            Peace OPF

                            Time to start searching for shoe recipes. I happen to know first hand that Farida is indeed a true female and not some Leoxys. Bon Appetit

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                              unknownuser
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                              I'll be so very surprised. But when one person makes ~10 accounts using the exact same writing styles and techniques, things get a little suspicious. Apologies if I'm wrong & for hijacking the thread. The proof is in the pudding (ahem).

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                                farida
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                                I'll be so very surprised. But when one person makes ~10 accounts using the exact same writing styles and techniques, things get a little suspicious. Apologies if I'm wrong & for hijacking the thread. The proof is in the pudding (ahem).

                                Salaam OPF
                                Apology accepted and all in the past now.
                                Good to see you on line I was worried you may be suffering from indigestion -[
                                I am also trying to make sense out of nonsense-- Surely we don'twant a shoe eater sect here?
                                The other day I was watching a comedy stand up by an Iranian his name is I think Djalil and he was saying that everyone thinks Muslims don?t have a sense of humour well they will if they read this thread.
                                keep smiling and make the most of our gift of laughter yay
                                Best regards
                                Farida

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                                  unknownuser
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                                  Peace OPF

                                  Time to start searching for shoe recipes. I happen to know first hand that Farida is indeed a true female and not some Leoxys. Bon Appetit

                                  How do you know "first hand"?

                                  Salaam OPF
                                  Apology accepted and all in the past now.
                                  Good to see you on line I was worried you may be suffering from indigestion -[
                                  I am also trying to make sense out of nonsense-- Surely we don'twant a shoe eater sect here?
                                  The other day I was watching a comedy stand up by an Iranian his name is I think Djalil and he was saying that everyone thinks Muslims dont have a sense of humour well they will if they read this thread.
                                  keep smiling and make the most of our gift of laughter yay
                                  Best regards
                                  Farida

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                                    farida
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                                    How do you know "first hand"?

                                    This means - not second hand
                                    fftopic

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                                      G_Omar
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                                      Peace OPF
                                      You ask How do you know "first hand"? Reply I know the person ) Now be a good person and finish your shoe.
                                      G.Omar

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                                        unknownuser
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                                        Peace OPF
                                        You ask How do you know "first hand"? Reply I know the person Now be a good person and finish your shoe.
                                        G.Omar

                                        Oh ok, that's a definite apology and yes, rubber tastes reasonably good. But the writing/grammar absolutely reeks of it, sorry to say.

                                        No need for the "", some people use "first hand" in other ways.

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                                          G_Omar
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                                          Oh ok, that's a definite apology and yes, rubber tastes reasonably good. But the writing/grammar absolutely reeks of it, sorry to say.

                                          No need for the "", some people use "first hand" in other ways.

                                          Peace OPF

                                          Have you and Anwar started a 2 man "bully Farida" sect? elektro The grammar reeks of rubber? "some people use "first hand" in other ways". Are we being cheeky here

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