The True Hadith of PrienceZed!
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Narrated by abu sufian,
one day princeZed was walking on the street and suddenly he saw bunch of people beating up a guy. He rushed there and asked what that person has done. One of the guy explained to him that he has stolen a neckless from a shop and so and so.....After hearing the situation he took out a sharf knife out of his bag and along wth those people he cut off the hands of that thief. After that prienceZed claimed that such was God's inspiration to him to cut the hands of a theif.
Narrated by Shahruk khan,
One day princeZed was going through a road and suddenly saw a beautyful lady named Ashwariya Rai was walking in short dress. PrinceZed ran to her with a stick and gave 10 lashes. Such was the punishment for not wearing hijab in public places.
Narrated by Ali monkey,
One day PrinceZed went to zoo to have a look at the wild creatures that God have created. When he came near the monkey cage, he saw a male monkey trying to make love to female monkey. PrienceZed quickly picked some stones from the ground and started to throw at them. All the peoples around were shocked to see prienceZed doing that. Later He explained to everyone that those two monkies were trying to have sex while they are not married. And God has inspired to him that everyone should throw stones at those who commit such sin.
Collected from Sahih bukhura Hadith