Look-alike Holy Rivals

Edip_Yuksel

It is no secret that the war in Iraq was started to promote the geo-political interest of American-Israeli alliance, and it is baptized by big corporations. While American weapon industry is devouring bloody profits from destruction of Iraq, American construction giants are piling up skyrocketing profits from its construction, and oil companies are making lubrative profits from shortage speculations and future concessions received from the so-called Free Iraq's puppet regimes. War once again is re-distributing the wealth in America, shifting it further from the poor and middle class to the filthy rich. All this is accomplished by using tax money, to which 60 percent of American corporations contributed ZERO dollars.

In this war, the blood of poor people is shed on both sides. If by accident or design, a son-of-a-rich American enlists in military duty, and by another accident he ends up in battle field and gets hurt, the American Inc's media celebrates him news after news, program after program by telling us the story of that great American Hero. This makes poor Americans forget about their financial and health problems, their prisons, debts, joblessness, and cry for this great hero. Poor and Middle class citizens are thus will be led to believe that rich people share the honor of the snake-oil patriotism with them.

The American military lost about 800 soldiers so far in Iraq (don't ask the tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians killed by our heroes; they do not count), and we got only one-and-a-half heroes Lynch and Tillman. Their stories attracted media's attention since one was a woman and the other was a "potential" millionaire. The story of Jessica Lynch saved by brave American soldiers was later found to be a fiction. To lure the daughters and wives of lower class Americans, in addition to their men, to die for the green aspirations of the big corporations, media has always staged hidden propaganda campaigns. As for Tillman, though his story was inspiring, yet it was not among the popular values of Americans, since out of more than 800 soldiers killed none even came close to Tillman. I am not talking about American values, such as, individual rights, freedom, innovation, optimism, and hard-work. I do not know if Tillman were a guard in a prison whether he would sexually torture Iraqi detainees and prisoners, but perhaps he shared a traditional American value violence and arrogance. As for politicians who are hired and manipulated by big corporations and organizations, they almost always shed some crocodile tears and get more votes from the exploited poor.

American military mainly consists of Americans belonging to the bottom 20 percent of economic spectrum. Though they are financially FORCED to become hired guns, they are euphemistically called Volunteers. Besides the military service, the only two options for most of the enlisted "volunteers" are to join the homeless or the prison population. American soldiers have somehow "patriotically" picked the military, which seems to be a better option than being homeless or inmate. Ironically, when they become useless for military, usually they end up where they belong streets, prisons or mental hospitals.

After this introduction, I would like to present you with some facts about the deeds and words of two fanatic groups Taliban, al-Qaida, or Army of the Mahdi VERSUS Crusaders, Evangelical Christians, or the Left-Behind-Armageddonites. The following statements are all gathered from media, and can be verified. Isn't their similarity is shocking?

Mahdiyats
We destroyed and will continue destroying your SKYSCRAPERS.

Armageddonites
We destroyed and will continue destroying your HOMES and CAVES.

Mahdiyats
We will ATTACK and TERRORIZE you.

Armegeddonites
We will first SHOCK and AWE you, then, we will F?K and COW you!

Mahdiyats
This is a JIHAD

Armageddonites
This is unofficially a CRUSADE, officially our LIBERATION from you.

Mahdiyats
ALLAH is with us; He is on our FLAG.

Armageddonites
GOD is with us; He is on our MONEY.

Mahdiyats
MUHAMMAD is the best.

Armageddonites
JESUS is the best, forget the rest.

Shiites
MUHAMMAD?S GRAND SON was killed because of our sins. In anniversaries, pretending to be sharing his agony, we SUFFER by BLEEDING ourselves.

Armageddonites
GOD?S FAVORITE SON was killed for our sins. In masses we enjoy drinking wine, pretending that it is his BLOOD, and then we make heathens SUFFER.

Mahdiyats
We offer 10 kilogram GOLD for the head of IMPERIALISTS.

Armageddonites
We offer 50 million DOLLARS for the head of the TERRORISTS.

Mahdiyats
We will ENSLAVE the occupiers, especially their female soldiers.

Armageddonites
We will capture and IMPRISION the insurgents.

Mahdiyats
We ENJOY abusing our HOSTAGES and SLAVES.

Armageddonites.
We officially REGRET but unofficially ENJOY abusing the DETAINEES and PRISONERS.

Mahdiyats
Our countries are turned to HELL by ZIONIST and CHRISTIAN occupiers and their puppets, and we will go to HEAVEN while sending them to HELL.

Armageddonites
Our country is a great HEAVEN and we will occupy MUSLIM COUNTRIES in the oily Middle East to maintain our HEAVEN.

Mahdiyats
When we are killed we will have 70 young VIRGINS in the HEAVEN.

Armageddonites
We do not care whether it is virgin or not. Perverts among us even do not care whether it is man or woman. While we are on EARTH we enjoy them in our BARS, HOTELS, PORNO SITES, and PRISONS.

Mahdiyats
We HATE our ENEMIES in our MOUSQUES and streets.

Armageddonites
We LOVE our ENEMIES in CHURCHES and we HATE them everywhere else.