Cup of Tea, Anyone?
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Salaam,
Khan saab, don't you worry about him, he is a slave driver. This was meant to be a chai-paani-samoseh-pakoreh-chana chaat-gol gappeh-faluda-kulfi type of get-together and so it will be! I will sing the Mohd. Rafi and Kishore Kumar classics to you whilst you are working. And if you like, I will do a mushaira for you with all my favourite Urdu poems.
Then, you, Ariana, Chameli (he didn't invite Chameli, but she can be my "plus one" and I will sit eating samosas, drinking tea and watch a Bollywood film.
Which comedies do you like?
Hmmm..Interesting! I cannot wait for this party... Organizers please arrange it soooooon as possible. eat
I like decent comedies.
mmKhan
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Shalom Aleikhem,
Dear "Student of Allah",
Dude, you answered my thread better than I did! Wah, kya baat hain! This is exactly why I want to be just like you! And I know you better than you think....that habit you have of doing that thing you do before bedtime is nasty. I shall say no more! Did you say you were going to kill a bunny rabbit? Great! I was thinking of asking my local butcher of getting me some pidgeon and rabbit since it's been years since I've had them, but as seen as you're going to slaughter one anyway, shame to let it go to waste. Rabbit curry, it is then! Yummy yummy, bunny in my tummy! -)
wat the .................... ??? ??? ??? ???
Hang on, "bums" facing forward? I didn't get that?
How do you know that person is naked? It hasn't got any bits or bobs!
well, unless the person is wearing a dress that matches the texture and complexion of the skin on her face, the person can be assumed to be naked. And for the boobs part, well, now I am really confused, is the chest facing backward ?? O
I dont know whats so nice about couples dancing around a tree in a remote garden and every 10 minute of the film there being a musical. Anyways, don't get me wrong, some films from India are good, but its a rare case. There is a movie called "3 Idiots", its nice. Then there is another one "Taare Zaamin par", that is nice too. However, that is not the default bollywood standard of films. You guys should watch Korean dramas, they are all filled with cute couples and a sad love story.
Peace
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Shalom Aleikhem,
You guys should watch Korean dramas, they are all filled with cute couples and a sad love story.
Awww! Sometimes I see movies when I am sad to entertain and to change my mood to feel better, not to get more sad. BTW, I don't believe in fake love stories.... sorry.
mmKhan
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B**bs? Astagfirullah, what are you talking about! Who said it's a girl anyway?
Yeah, I quite like Korean, there's always cute girls crying and then walking off into the panorama with their boyfriends, hand in hand. I got quite into Chinese cinema a couple of years back. I've got to be honest, I don't watch many Indian films, especially not commercial Indian cinema. I prefer the parallel genre. In fact, one of the last commercial films I watched was "3 Idiots", and it might just have moved to the top of my rankings as my favourite film, toppling Sanjay Leela Bhansali's "Devdas"! "Taare Zameen Par" also has Aamir Khan in it, I think. See, you're a closet bollyphile really.
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B**bs? Astagfirullah, what are you talking about! Who said it's a girl anyway?
Yeah, I quite like Korean, there's always cute girls crying and then walking off into the panorama with their boyfriends, hand in hand. I got quite into Chinese cinema a couple of years back. I've got to be honest, I don't watch many Indian films, especially not commercial Indian cinema. I prefer the parallel genre. In fact, one of the last commercial films I watched was "3 Idiots", and it might just have moved to the top of my rankings as my favourite film, toppling Sanjay Leela Bhansali's "Devdas"! "Taare Zameen Par" also has Aamir Khan in it, I think. See, you're a closet bollyphile really.
Shalom Aleikhem,
I thought you referred to that ! My bad
It can be a man too, but that still doesnt solve the issue of the bums facing forward.
closet bollphile ???? Are you kidding me ? I watch films, dramas and listen to music from all over the world. Out of all of bollywood, I chose 3 Idiots and Taare Zameen Par, which arent the conventional ones. hmmm....ya...oh.. its just that bollywood ....I find it to be a cause of retardation of people. Well, arent most film industries just that..lol.
Anyways, to you is your film, to me is mine
Peace
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Yes, I know what you mean by the retardation, but I am very selective in my viewing, as selective as you perhaps. So, if I am a bollyphile, then so are you. I like world cinema too.
Bum? What bum? I just don't get this bum-b(.)(.)bies fascination you have.
And stop eating your bogies!
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Shalom Aleikhem
Yes, I know what you mean by the retardation, but I am very selective in my viewing, as selective as you perhaps. So, if I am a bollyphile, then so are you. I like world cinema too.
Bum? What bum? I just don't get this bum-b(.)(.)bies fascination you have.
And stop eating your bogies!
Bums.... i meant buttocks D
And , NO, you are you and I am me. Don't dare label me as a bolyphile. ( I so wish I could hold another bunny as a hostage, but damn it, it doesnt work on you)
Peace
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God knows what you are talking about. This was meant to be a civilised get-together with elevensies, cucumber sandwiches and pots of Earl Grey!
Anyway, that picture does not have a bottom. It is a full frontal. It is becoming increasingly apparent that you have never seen a naked woman before-well, not from the front anyway!
Yes, I am me a creature of epic artistic talent, not a torturer, hiding bunnies, ready to slay under his yashmak!
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God knows what you are talking about. This was meant to be a civilised get-together with elevensies, cucumber sandwiches and pots of Earl Grey!
Anyway, that picture does not have a bottom. It is a full frontal. It is becoming increasingly apparent that you have never seen a naked woman before-well, not from the front anyway!
Yes, I am me a creature of epic artistic talent, not a torturer, hiding bunnies, ready to slay under his yashmak!
Shalom Aleikhem,
in the least degree, thats assuming that it is impossible for me to be a women.
Peace
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Salaam,
Hey hey hey...! Easy. Don't fight. Relax. &
Just think about my tea party with samosas, bollywood, chutney, chips, ketchup, etc...
And how and when is the party? No no no please don't fight, I need my tea party. D
mmKhan
Shalom Aleikhem,
Now I am seriously considering banning Samosas and Pakora etc ...... like wat the !!!! You guys would make India proud of herself.
My party schedules will be published in the near future. yeah
Peace
------------- Student of Allah -
Shalom Aleikhem,
Now I am seriously considering banning Samosas and Pakora etc ...... like wat the !!!! You guys would make India proud of herself.
My party schedules will be published in the near future. yeah
Peace
------------- Student of AllahShalom Aleikhem,
What ?? ? No Samosas, No Pakoras, No Bollywood ? ? ? >
Better you call it a conference or a serious religious meeting instead of a tea party ;D
Ok ok, Please add at least pakoras to your party I love them really eat
mmKhan
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Shalom Aleikhem,
What ?? ? No Samosas, No Pakoras, No Bollywood ? ? ? >
Better you call it a conference or a serious religious meeting instead of a tea party ;D
Ok ok, Please add at least pakoras to your party I love them really eat
mmKhan
Shalom aleikhem,
Well, not so sure about pakoras and samosas. But bollywood, Al-Haram
And dont worry about it being a serious conference or a party, for you its sitting with the Qur'an and solving linguistic issue for hours and hours anyway !! lol
Peace
--------- Student of Allah -
Shalom aleikhem,
Well, not so sure about pakoras and samosas. But bollywood, Al-Haram P
And dont worry about it being a serious conference or a party, for you its sitting with the Qur'an and solving linguistic issue for hours and hours anyway !! lol
Peace
--------- Student of AllahShalom aleikhem,
Bollywood Al-Haram? You mean Makkah? Makkah is called Al-Haram rotfl
Oh!! I understand you must be saying it Al-Haraam not Al-Haram, but why it is Al-Haraam why not only Haraam ? >D
mmKhan
PS. hmmm.. you don't want me to enjoy the party? >D
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Shalom aleikhem,
Bollywood Al-Haram? You mean Makkah? Makkah is called Al-Haram rotfl
Oh!! I understand you must be saying it Al-Haraam not Al-Haram, but why it is Al-Haraam why not only Haraam ? >D
mmKhan
PS. hmmm.. you don't want me to enjoy the party? >D
Shalom Aleikhem khan,
With "Al" , I wanted to emphasize on it more. Its like there is a difference between "a bad guy" and "THE bad guy". In that way, bollywood is "THE haraam" P
Peace
------------ Student of Allah -
Shalom Aleikhem khan,
With "Al" , I wanted to emphasize on it more. Its like there is a difference between "a bad guy" and "THE bad guy". In that way, bollywood is "THE haraam"
Peace
------------ Student of AllahYou just sounded like a typical traditionalist scholar. (
Peace.
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Shalom Aleikhem khan,
With "Al" , I wanted to emphasize on it more. Its like there is a difference between "a bad guy" and "THE bad guy". In that way, bollywood is "THE haraam"
Peace
------------ Student of AllahShalom Aleikhem,
( >( >(
Can't you give an example of "a good guy" and "the good guy"?? >( That's why you think it is haraam. Take good examples of good people then inshaAllah you will see it not haraam nor alharaam D !
mmKhan
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Shalom Aleikhem,
( >( >(
Can't you give an example of "a good guy" and "the good guy"?? >( That's why you think it is haraam. Take good examples of good people then inshaAllah you will see it not haraam nor alharaam D !
mmKhan
Shalom Aleikhem,
O MY GOD !!!!
I think we are talking at two different levels. I am not declaring bollywood haraam on the basis of our system (ISLAM). The last time I checked, I wasn't a god beside The God. P
I was merely stating that in my party, it is something which is not allowed. Just like taking your notes with you in a closed book examination would be declared haraam by the examination board.
You just sounded like a typical traditionalist scholar. ( P
Peace.
Say whatever you like, this scholar aint listening ignore ignore ignore ignore ignore
P
Peace
------------- Student of Allah