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Cup of Tea, Anyone?

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    Student_of_Allah
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    God knows what you are talking about. This was meant to be a civilised get-together with elevensies, cucumber sandwiches and pots of Earl Grey!

    Anyway, that picture does not have a bottom. It is a full frontal. It is becoming increasingly apparent that you have never seen a naked woman before-well, not from the front anyway!

    Yes, I am me a creature of epic artistic talent, not a torturer, hiding bunnies, ready to slay under his yashmak!

    Shalom Aleikhem,

    in the least degree, thats assuming that it is impossible for me to be a women.

    Peace
    --------- Student of Allah

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      Well perhaps even then you have never seen yourself in full frontal profile.

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        mmkhan
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        Salaam,

        Hey hey hey...! Easy. Don't fight. Relax. &

        Just think about my tea party with samosas, bollywood, chutney, chips, ketchup, etc...

        And how and when is the party? No no no please don't fight, I need my tea party. D

        mmKhan

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          Student_of_Allah
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          Salaam,

          Hey hey hey...! Easy. Don't fight. Relax. &

          Just think about my tea party with samosas, bollywood, chutney, chips, ketchup, etc...

          And how and when is the party? No no no please don't fight, I need my tea party. D

          mmKhan

          Shalom Aleikhem,

          Now I am seriously considering banning Samosas and Pakora etc ...... like wat the !!!! You guys would make India proud of herself.

          My party schedules will be published in the near future. yeah

          Peace
          ------------- Student of Allah

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            mmkhan
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            Shalom Aleikhem,

            Now I am seriously considering banning Samosas and Pakora etc ...... like wat the !!!! You guys would make India proud of herself.

            My party schedules will be published in the near future. yeah

            Peace
            ------------- Student of Allah

            Shalom Aleikhem,

            What ?? ? No Samosas, No Pakoras, No Bollywood ? ? ? >

            Better you call it a conference or a serious religious meeting instead of a tea party ;D

            Ok ok, Please add at least pakoras to your party I love them really eat

            mmKhan

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              Student_of_Allah
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              Shalom Aleikhem,

              What ?? ? No Samosas, No Pakoras, No Bollywood ? ? ? >

              Better you call it a conference or a serious religious meeting instead of a tea party ;D

              Ok ok, Please add at least pakoras to your party I love them really eat

              mmKhan

              Shalom aleikhem,

              Well, not so sure about pakoras and samosas. But bollywood, Al-Haram

              And dont worry about it being a serious conference or a party, for you its sitting with the Qur'an and solving linguistic issue for hours and hours anyway !! lol

              Peace
              --------- Student of Allah

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                mmkhan
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                Shalom aleikhem,

                Well, not so sure about pakoras and samosas. But bollywood, Al-Haram P

                And dont worry about it being a serious conference or a party, for you its sitting with the Qur'an and solving linguistic issue for hours and hours anyway !! lol

                Peace
                --------- Student of Allah

                Shalom aleikhem,

                Bollywood Al-Haram? You mean Makkah? Makkah is called Al-Haram rotfl

                Oh!! I understand you must be saying it Al-Haraam not Al-Haram, but why it is Al-Haraam why not only Haraam ? >D

                mmKhan

                PS. hmmm.. you don't want me to enjoy the party? >D

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                  Chameli
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                  Also, newbies (like myself!), Arifa and Chameli.
                  Pot of tea, samosas and a Bollywood film. Perfect! )

                  That would be perfect! Exactly my idea of a good time.

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                    Student_of_Allah
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                    Shalom aleikhem,

                    Bollywood Al-Haram? You mean Makkah? Makkah is called Al-Haram rotfl

                    Oh!! I understand you must be saying it Al-Haraam not Al-Haram, but why it is Al-Haraam why not only Haraam ? >D

                    mmKhan

                    PS. hmmm.. you don't want me to enjoy the party? >D

                    Shalom Aleikhem khan,

                    With "Al" , I wanted to emphasize on it more. Its like there is a difference between "a bad guy" and "THE bad guy". In that way, bollywood is "THE haraam" P

                    Peace
                    ------------ Student of Allah

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                      Chameli
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                      Shalom Aleikhem khan,

                      With "Al" , I wanted to emphasize on it more. Its like there is a difference between "a bad guy" and "THE bad guy". In that way, bollywood is "THE haraam"

                      Peace
                      ------------ Student of Allah

                      You just sounded like a typical traditionalist scholar. (

                      Peace.

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                        mmkhan
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                        Shalom Aleikhem khan,

                        With "Al" , I wanted to emphasize on it more. Its like there is a difference between "a bad guy" and "THE bad guy". In that way, bollywood is "THE haraam"

                        Peace
                        ------------ Student of Allah

                        Shalom Aleikhem,

                        ( >( >(

                        Can't you give an example of "a good guy" and "the good guy"?? >( That's why you think it is haraam. Take good examples of good people then inshaAllah you will see it not haraam nor alharaam D !

                        mmKhan

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                          Student_of_Allah
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                          Shalom Aleikhem,

                          ( >( >(

                          Can't you give an example of "a good guy" and "the good guy"?? >( That's why you think it is haraam. Take good examples of good people then inshaAllah you will see it not haraam nor alharaam D !

                          mmKhan

                          Shalom Aleikhem,

                          O MY GOD !!!!

                          I think we are talking at two different levels. I am not declaring bollywood haraam on the basis of our system (ISLAM). The last time I checked, I wasn't a god beside The God. P

                          I was merely stating that in my party, it is something which is not allowed. Just like taking your notes with you in a closed book examination would be declared haraam by the examination board.

                          You just sounded like a typical traditionalist scholar. ( P

                          Peace.

                          Say whatever you like, this scholar aint listening ignore ignore ignore ignore ignore

                          P

                          Peace
                          ------------- Student of Allah

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                            Bender
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                            I was just thinking about members whom I would like to have a natter with over a nice pot of tea.

                            (This is NOT in order of preference bar number 1 on the list whom I would most like to have a cup of tea with! Everyone else, I hold in equal regard!)

                            1. Kamzo19
                            2. Bender
                            3. Mr. Q
                              4 Student of Allah (whom I want to be just like when I grow up!)
                            4. Ayman
                              6.Jafar
                            5. Emil

                            There are other members too whom I will add when I have the inclination.

                            So, who would you share your pot of tea with?

                            group

                            Salaam,

                            cool, thank you )

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                              mmkhan
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                              Shalom Aleikhem,

                              O MY GOD !!!!

                              I think we are talking at two different levels. I am not declaring bollywood haraam on the basis of our system (ISLAM). The last time I checked, I wasn't a god beside The God.

                              I was merely stating that in my party, it is something which is not allowed. Just like taking your notes with you in a closed book examination would be declared haraam by the examination board.

                              Say whatever you like, this scholar aint listening ignore ignore ignore ignore ignore

                              Peace
                              ------------- Student of Allah

                              Shalom Aleikhem,

                              Can you please let me know your criteria on the highlighted part above ??? Pleasssssssssseeee!

                              I think I should stop it here -X

                              mmKhan

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                                mmkhan
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                                Salaam,

                                cool, thank you )

                                Salaam,

                                Hey! What cool? You don't understand bollywood movies so how it is cool for you?

                                I suggest you something, ask "Student of Allah" to take you in the party and we both will sit together for translation work handshake with the permission of Allah.

                                mmKhan

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                                  Bender
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                                  Salaam,

                                  Hey! What cool? You don't understand bollywood movies so how it is cool for you?

                                  Salaam,

                                  what do I have to understand in Bollywood movies? 95% is singing and dancing behind a tree, 4.99% is fighting and I am sure you are so kind to translate for me the 0,01% dialogue

                                  I suggest you something, ask "Student of Allah" to take you in the party and we both will sit together for translation work handshake with the permission of Allah.

                                  mmKhan

                                  handshake I really like to, you only have to bring those cookies you were talking about, i did google for it and they look very eat
                                  but I saw SoA did not invite me to his party >(

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                                    Student_of_Allah
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                                    Shalom Aleikhem,

                                    Shalom Aleikhem,

                                    Can you please let me know your criteria on the highlighted part above ??? Pleasssssssssseeee! P

                                    I think I should stop it here -X

                                    mmKhan

                                    Verily, you must stop before its too late.

                                    Salaam,

                                    what do I have to understand in Bollywood movies? 95% is singing and dancing behind a tree, 4.99% is fighting and I am sure you are so kind to translate for me the 0,01% dialogue D

                                    handshake I really like to, you only have to bring those cookies you were talking about, i did google for it and they look very eat
                                    but I saw SoA did not invite me to his party >(

                                    Wow, we have similar views about what goes on in bollywood. Anyways, don't let mmkhan trick you into believing that you are not invited. P Checkout my post where i listed everyone, I mentioned there that I need to come back and add more people to the list. Inshallah, I will come back with more people to add in my list and verily I say unto you my friend, you will not be dissapointed.

                                    Peace
                                    ---------- Student of Allah

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                                      Bender
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                                      Wow, we have similar views about what goes on in bollywood. Anyways, don't let mmkhan trick you into believing that you are not invited. P Checkout my post where i listed everyone, I mentioned there that I need to come back and add more people to the list. Inshallah, I will come back with more people to add in my list and verily I say unto you my friend, you will not be dissapointed.

                                      Peace
                                      ---------- Student of Allah

                                      Salaam,

                                      Nice, thank you, but I don't have any superpowers like the ones you already invited to your party '(

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                                        Don't you worry Bender, you have already been invited!

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                                          mmkhan
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                                          Shalom Aleikhem,

                                          Verily, you must stop before its too late.

                                          Wow, we have similar views about what goes on in bollywood. Anyways, don't let mmkhan trick you into believing that you are not invited. P Checkout my post where i listed everyone, I mentioned there that I need to come back and add more people to the list. Inshallah, I will come back with more people to add in my list and verily I say unto you my friend, you will not be dissapointed.

                                          Peace
                                          ---------- Student of Allah

                                          Shalom Aleikhem,

                                          Hmmm... I see both the replies are tricky and non-replies.

                                          mmKhan

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