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Cup of Tea, Anyone?

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    Student_of_Allah
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    Ok this thread is hilarious D I don't know why student of Allah's comments about the avatar made me laugh like hell rotfl
    I would like to have tea with
    es, student of allah, youssef, alen, Rev. john, david_k ( a guest) and chocolate cake eat
    what is pakora?

    Shalom Aleikhem,

    Take my advice, forget the word pakora. Judging by statistical evidence on this thread, you will start taking interest in it, and its a slippery slope to bollywoodization of your youth !!

    Shalom Aleikhem,

    Hmmm... I see both the replies are tricky and non-replies. D

    mmKhan

    Shalom Aleikhem,

    You know what ? you are good at doing all the fancy arabic things and coloring them in blue/red D So, stop thinking too much and keep yourself busy doing that

    ( to everyone I am still coming up with more additions to my list of invited guests, just need some time )

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      mmkhan
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      Shalom Aleikhem,

      You know what ? you are good at doing all the fancy arabic things and coloring them in blue/red So, stop thinking too much and keep yourself busy doing that )

      ( to everyone I am still coming up with more additions to my list of invited guests, just need some time )

      Shalom Aleikhem,

      OK Sir ( or Madam, as you order!

      Hey wait! Why should I follow your orders I am not in your tea party yet >(

      mmKhan

      Salaam JustAmuslim,

      BTW, pokora are really tasty fried dish, you may love to have it. mmmmmhhh... eat specially with .........!

      mmKhan

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        Student_of_Allah
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        Shalom Aleikhem,

        Shalom Aleikhem,

        OK Sir ( or Madam, as you order!

        Hey wait! Why should I follow your orders I am not in your tea party yet >(

        http//cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22705480.jpg

        lol... anyways, point taken.

        Peace
        --------- Student of Allah

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          mmkhan
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          Shalom Aleikhem,

          http//cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22705480.jpg

          lol... anyways, point taken.

          Peace
          --------- Student of Allah

          Shalom Aleikhem,

          Nice text changing image.

          mmKhan

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            es
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            Oooh, and we can have some vadai and khaman dhokla with that too. And chana chaat. And kebabs and chutney. Yummy yummy in my tummy! )

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              mmkhan
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              Salaam,

              Its gonna be a tea party or a marriage dinner? hmm

              D

              BTW, I love saag-puri and Mysore bhajji eat But where and when is the party? >(

              D

              mmKhan

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                es
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                Saag puri and Mysore bhaji? Wah ji wah! I have never heard of these things although I can guess what they are.

                Well, Khan saab, if I find a husband, it could be my wedding party, but unfortunately, in the meantime, we are restricted to a tea party!

                I think we might have this party in heaven-I think that might be the only feasible option, janaab!

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                  Bender
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                  Shalom Aleikhem,

                  Hmmm... I see both the replies are tricky and non-replies. D

                  mmKhan

                  Salaam bro,

                  o

                  What's next??? Are you know also going to wear a burka and claim you have no gender )

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                    Student_of_Allah
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                    Salaam bro,

                    o

                    What's next??? Are you know also going to wear a burka and claim you have no gender )

                    1. I never claimed that. I only argued in "sunniforum" regarding the fact that male and female are not the only options.

                    2. The gender nondisclosure is not there for any claim of non-gender but to make it possible to rise above all the gender issues that may get in the way of human perception.

                    Peace
                    ------------ Student of Allah

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                      I hate it when on forms, they have only the options of male and female when that is not an accurate or factual representation of the world we live in.

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                        Bender
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                        1. I never claimed that. I only argued in "sunniforum" regarding the fact that male and female are not the only options.

                        2. The gender nondisclosure is not there for any claim of non-gender but to make it possible to rise above all the gender issues that may get in the way of human perception.

                        Peace
                        ------------ Student of Allah

                        Salaam,

                        I am sure you know that I was only joking )

                        but I am curious to learn what the 3rd option is besides male and female

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                          Student_of_Allah
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                          Salaam,

                          I am sure you know that I was only joking )

                          but I am curious to learn what the 3rd option is besides male and female

                          Shalom Aleikhem,

                          I wasnt joking, I am mad at you, let me call my local mullah party for back up. Be careful cause they are coming for you.

                          Well, the 3rd is for the ones that are not have either the complete/incomplete male only or complete/incomplete female only hardware. I hope that is enough for you to understand.

                          By the way, all these reminds me of my "Why hold Salat silently" thread on sunniforum. Some of them managed to avoid the topic and focus on my gender and make fun of it so I had to reply

                          ===========================================
                          Shalom to all ignorant people,

                          Please be nice when you speak to a person. Human beings are not always male or female. Some can be transgender. Transgender have medical flaws, so only they can say if they are male or female inside. I am sure that not all sunnis are as uneducated and ill mannered discriminators as many of the ignorant people that are commenting on my gender. You claim to be the follower of a prophet who united the people , yet you just wait for a chance to discriminate. Now I know what it means in Qur'an 2530. Some people can really give Islam a bad name. May God see it fit to guide you.

                          =====================================================

                          Peace
                          --------- Student of Allah

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                            es
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                            What great conversation for our tea party. Although, it was never meant to be this exciting! It was only ever meant to be a natter over a pot of tea-or two.

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                              Bender
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                              Shalom Aleikhem,

                              I wasnt joking, I am mad at you, let me call my local mullah party for back up. Be careful cause they are coming for you. P

                              Salaam

                              &

                              Well, the 3rd is for the ones that are not have either the complete/incomplete male only or complete/incomplete female only hardware. I hope that is enough for you to understand.

                              Peace
                              --------- Student of Allah

                              what does he mean hmm
                              he is talking about human beings and hardware hmm
                              !
                              Do you mean something like this
                              http//images.wikia.com/avp/images/d/d6/956-067terminator-2-posters.jpg

                              btw how do I put in here images? I can't copy past an image

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                                mmkhan
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                                Salaam bro,

                                o

                                What's next??? Are you know also going to wear a burka and claim you have no gender )

                                Salaam,

                                Why SoA suddenly replied to your this message? You targeted "H" ? Does your arrow hit the target on the dot? hmm

                                BTW, as per 486 I wished the same way. Am I right? & I think so I am right yes inshaAllah.

                                mmKhan

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                                  mmkhan
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                                  What great conversation for our tea party. Although, it was never meant to be this exciting! It was only ever meant to be a natter over a pot of tea-or two.

                                  Salaam,

                                  A pot of tea or two ONLY? ( I love to have more tea specially during winter. yes But the God knows what will be the date of your tea and SoA's tea party. It seems that tea party started on forum and will end up on forum nope

                                  mmKhan

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                                    mmkhan
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                                    Do you mean something like this
                                    http//images.wikia.com/avp/images/d/d6/956-067terminator-2-posters.jpg

                                    btw how do I put in here images? I can't copy past an image

                                    Salaam,

                                    Hahahaaaaa rotfl

                                    As per 41 I know only of males and females what is the third one btw? I don't find any aayat in regards to the same, I hope SoA may help me understand that with the aayat inshaAllah.

                                    For adding images click on the icon under "B" for bold above. It is show you something like this.

                                    <img> add full url here of the image </img> I changed to < > and to </ > don't change it while adding image.

                                    I hope it will work, inshaAllah.

                                    mmKhan

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                                      Student_of_Allah
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                                      Shalom Aleikhem my potential tea party guests,

                                      @Bender

                                      dont tell me you don't know what hardwares are...let me give you a clue

                                      235 And they keep covered their private parts(hardwares).
                                      7029 And those who keep covered their private parts (hardwares)

                                      @es

                                      First of all, here is a cookie for you http//3.bp.blogspot.com/-q96sipMz39w/TevmNexZUAI/AAAAAAAAAJM/3HE_p4BXjr8/s1600/cookie.jpg

                                      Incase you are wondering why, its because you did not bring up bollywood or samosas in the forum for a relatively long time now. Good girl

                                      @mmkhan

                                      seriously, you never heard about 3rd gender ? Why do I have to be the one to tell the kids that there is no santa clause !! brickwall

                                      I will talk about it some other day.

                                      Peace
                                      --------- Student of Allah

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                                        es
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                                        Ooh, thanks, that cookie looks delicious. Thank you, Student, how thoughtful of you. As seen as you gave me something, I will follow the custom of gifting you with something too. I will buy you a new niqaab for your generosity. Thank you, young man.

                                        Anyway, my list needs amending. There is one person who I don't want to breathe the same air as, let alone share a precious pot of tea with. I will come with amendments later.

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                                          Student_of_Allah
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                                          Ooh, thanks, that cookie looks delicious. Thank you, Student, how thoughtful of you. As seen as you gave me something, I will follow the custom of gifting you with something too. I will buy you a new niqaab for your generosity. Thank you, young man.

                                          Anyway, my list needs amending. There is one person who I don't want to breathe the same air as, let alone share a precious pot of tea with. I will come with amendments later.

                                          Shalom Aleikhem,

                                          Thanks for the gift, I will add it to my collection.

                                          By the way, what makes you so angry at whoever it is ? I mean, you listed the person as someone who you want to be there in your party out of so many possible options. You sound a lot angry, if not who, can you tell us why ?

                                          Peace
                                          --------- Student of Allah

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